I never actually wrote this at the time, but just remembered so thought I’d ‘document’ it..
The day after J was born Loz, her Mum and I were sat around in a sort of post child-birth state of shock, Loz was holding a sleepy J. I smiled at them both and said..
‘Oooh does he have that lovely ‘baby’ smell??’
Loz leant down and sniffed J’s head..
‘Smells like minge to me to be honest!’ she replied
Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you… my Wife.