.. I really do.
I’d use it to do good – I promise!
What would I do with my own Time Machine?
I’d go back in time and murder whichever twunt who first decided it was acceptable to march down the street / sit on public transport with their shite music blasting out of their equally shite phone’s speaker. Yeah, I’d be a murderer, but I’d have done the world a favour.
You’re Welcome.
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can you also kill the first person to wear their trousers round their ankles showing their boxers off too please mate, because that is quote a big irritation of mine
*quite not quote
omg. Was ACTUALLY going to say the same as Tristan..