.. I really do.

I’d use it to do good – I promise!

What would I do with my own Time Machine?

I’d go back in time and murder whichever twunt who first decided it was acceptable to march down the street / sit on public transport with their shite music blasting out of their equally shite phone’s speaker. Yeah, I’d be a murderer, but I’d have done the world a favour.

You’re Welcome.

3 thoughts on “I want a time machine..

  1. Tristan says:

    can you also kill the first person to wear their trousers round their ankles showing their boxers off too please mate, because that is quote a big irritation of mine

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