I want a time machine..

.. I really do.

I’d use it to do good – I promise!

What would I do with my own Time Machine?

I’d go back in time and murder whichever twunt who first decided it was acceptable to march down the street / sit on public transport with their shite music blasting out of their equally shite phone’s speaker. Yeah, I’d be a murderer, but I’d have done the world a favour.

You’re Welcome.