I collected Georgia from school today, and as we drove home we discussed an arguement she’d had with someone in her class…

“Did you say anything mean to her, Georgia?” I asked.

“No.. She said the horrible things to me!!” She protested.




“What did she say?”

“She called me the WORST word you can EVER say… The B word!!” She replied, quite theatrically.

“The B word??!? You’ll have to tell me what it is – I can’t think of a terrible B word” I was genuinely stumped.

“I can’t spell it, or even say it to you.. It’s THAT bad!!” She looked a bit upset..

“It’s fine, I won’t be cross at you for saying anything to me” I tried to coax it from her

I REALLY wanted to know what the WORST B word was.

“Ok…. She called me… a….. a….. BUGGER!!!”

I wanted to laugh, but she seemed so upset at saying the ‘B’ word… I thought for a second, and tried to think of the right thing to say, but before I could – she added something.

 

 

 

“Oh… She called me a cunt too!”

Lost. For. Words.

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