I have forfilled my holy trinity.. patience, perseverance and endurance! By being less of a lazy cunt, and more motivated I have scored free gym menmbership for the next free months! Hurrah! I joined Cannons under the PruHealth scheme back in October. The scheme is faily straight forwards. If you go to the gym twice a week, for three months, you get the following three months free, and so on, meaning, in effect, if you’re dedicated, you can have Gym Membership free for life! You do obviously pay a premium for the Health Insurance, but being a fairly healthy non smoker (ahem!), its about £26 a month. Also means I can take little lady swimming each week in a lovely top notch pool, that isn’t filled with little scrotes.