1. Why are the West Ham fans being so loud?
2. That ginger girl looks very mardy.
3. Why does that man type with two hands, yet only use one finger on his left hand?
4. How late will I be for that meeting?
5. Why do chavs insist on playing music out of their phone speakers?
6. I should stop typing feeling travel sick.
7. Ooh a Google Latitude notification.
8. I hope these pricks get off at Stratford.
9. Touch screens that need a stylus are shit.
10. See 6.
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