A dangerous and credible threat at Alton Towers Hotel, you have been warned..

Kip Hakes
Hi! I’m Kip Hakes, I’m a 42-year-old Blogger, Vlogger and Designer. I’m married to Vicki and I’ve got two children, and a Cavachon called Duggee. We live in the Essex countryside just outside of Colchester.I’ve blogged since 2008, and my blogging subjects include – Parenting, Technology, Reviews, Photography, Rants and Raves and more. I’m Designer of stuff by day, and a total nerd at night.
Ha! My downstairs toilet is also a penis man trap. But only sporadically… It lures men into a false sense of security, before crashing down mid flow apparently