Being a teenager boy is a very confusing time, lots of shiny new hormones charging through your body, and also the desire to wank a bit (A LOT!!).
Even the most inane things can set off a randy teenage boy into a jism frenzy, stuff that isn’t even remotely attractive takes on a new, sexual edge. Even before you learn about grown up things like a shower stroker or fleshlight – literally anything will get you going. It’s all perfectly normal, but unfortunately for me I once made a slight error of judgement that is now part of ‘Kip’ folklore and will to this day gets me teased and laughed at by my friends. So – with some Blogging Honesty, I thought I’d share.
So – It’s 1997 and I’m 16, a new Pop sensation hit the scene by the name of ‘Hanson’, they came from no-where and erupted onto all the TV stations. I first caught their music video for ‘HmmmBop’ one Saturday morning. There were three long haired members, the youngest and oldest were boys, but the middle one was DEFINITELY a girl, long hair, high voice, yep, an attractive-ish young lady similar to my age, charging around in a wetsuit. Nice.
So, feeling a little horny, I did what I’d done 100 times before, and well.. You know.
Then – I don’t know what it was, but it suddenly clicked.
‘OH GOD!! THAT’S NOT A GIRL.. IT’S A BOY!!!’
I was mortified.. I’d just shot my load over thoughts of a BOY. Which for a straight teenage boy, is a TERRIFYING thing to do! Did that make me GAY? Of course it didn’t – it just made me a pretty regular teenage boy who would probably wank over a rotting hedgehog if in the right frame of mind (DEFINITELY never did that!!!)
My fears were realised when I flicked over to Going Live (or Live and Kicking – whatever) and they were ON THERE, the three Hanson BROTHERS. Urgh, what a – well – WANKER! In my defence the middle one was vaguely girly (ish!) in that video at least, wasn’t she? HE – I meant HE!
Damn my testosterone drunk teenage mind!
So.. Anyone else got any similar experiences they’d like to share with the group… ANYONE?!? *tumbleweed*
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Oh. Dear.
That is all.
OMG – that’s Hanson (and rotting hedgehogs) ruined for me now. PMSL *rips up the comeback tour tickets*
hahaha laughing my tits off!! Wish I had some stories to match up to yours…
Wow, blogging honesty indeed…
erm… nope LOL
LOL
ha ha brilliant. Nothing to share here. Nope. Never. 馃檪
Ummmmm ummmmmmmm ummmmmmmm
I’m actually list for words for once and may never forget this post….. Help
*lost
You’ll never listen to that song in the same way again..