I collected Georgia from school today, and as we drove home we discussed an arguement she’d had with someone in her class…
“Did you say anything mean to her, Georgia?” I asked.
“No.. She said the horrible things to me!!” She protested.
“What did she say?”
“She called me the WORST word you can EVER say… The B word!!” She replied, quite theatrically.
“The B word??!? You’ll have to tell me what it is – I can’t think of a terrible B word” I was genuinely stumped.
“I can’t spell it, or even say it to you.. It’s THAT bad!!” She looked a bit upset..
“It’s fine, I won’t be cross at you for saying anything to me” I tried to coax it from her
I REALLY wanted to know what the WORST B word was.
“Ok…. She called me… a….. a….. BUGGER!!!”
I wanted to laugh, but she seemed so upset at saying the ‘B’ word… I thought for a second, and tried to think of the right thing to say, but before I could – she added something.
“Oh… She called me a cunt too!”
Lost. For. Words.
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Did you eventually manage to say anything or just feign deafness? If I accidentally swear (cough) I generally just speed up and pretend I never said it.
Flipping hell! Kids today eh? I can’t for the life of me think why bugger is that bad,, the other word though… I know of a few but I never say it in front of Tia.
ROFL!!!!!! That has gotten me in tatters here… Thanks for the laugh… 🙂
Bugger is a dirty word to me, it genuinely makes me feel sick if people say it to me or my kids. Cunt however is a very bad word. I would be beside myself if my boys came out with that.